(Source: swelegantt, via barackcitybitch)
IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS GUY AND ONE DAY HE WORE SWEATPANTS AND ONE OF THE DEANS SAW THE PHONE IN HIS POCKET AND WAS LIKE “YOU CANT HAVE PHONE DURING SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS PERIOD” BUT IT WASNT A PHONE IT WAS A BONER
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